Harry:  A man should call the toss
        Wear the pants,
        And be the boss!
        A man should be the drake
        For his own damn sake.
        And men should be the misters
        And the masters of their sisters
        A man should be the reason
        For a heart to break.
Mrnes:  So, be moral
        Don't quarrel
        Fair and square is best
Women:  Let me alert you
        That virtue
        Won't hurt you
        or desert you
Men:    If you wear hair on your chest
Aud:    So always remember to follow the rules.
Marnes: Box clever
Men:    Jock's never
Harry:  {takes off golf hat}  Hock another jock's tools! {Puts on helmet
        and starts up mower}
        A man should wax a car
        And fix a fuse
        And tend a bar.
        A man should like his brow
        To be wet with sweat.
        And should know the right occasions
        To indulge in tax evasions
        A man should know the settings
        That his spark plugs get.
        Faggots are maggots!
        Thank god I'm a man.