Cosmo:  I'm not a locum with motives to suture myself
        I've been a cynic for too many years
        Playing doctor and nurse
        It can't be good for your health
        I've seen clinics, with those gimmicks
        In Tangiers.
Nation: But if you open your heart to a smooth operator
        He'll take you for all that you've got
        He'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later
        It'll shake ya the way he takes off
        Like a shot.
Cosmo:  You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment
        Yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
        You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment
        So look out mister,  don't you blow your last resistor
        For a vista that'll mystify ya!
Anslng: You're blinded by romance you're blinded by science.
        You're condition is critically grave.
        But don't expect mercy from such and alliance.
        Suspicion of traditions so new wave.
{Ricky is taking pictures of the people on the couch for this verse}
Cosmo:  You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment
        Yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
        You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment
        So look out mister,  don't you blow your last resistor
        For a vista that'll certify ya!  fy ya, fy ya, fy ya!