Cosmo:  Ever since I was a little boy
        Dressing up has always been my greatest joy
        But when its time to be discreet
        There's one thing you just can't beat
        And that's a strapless backless classical little black dress.

        Well first you go rip rip rip,
        Then you go snip snip snip
        Then you whip in a zip zip zip
        And split it up to the hip hip hip
        And as you strip strip strip
        You shiver, quiver for that soft caress
        As you slip slip slip
        Into that little black dress.
Nation: Ah, hoopla.
{Scene shift to Bert and Nation going into Janet's dressing room.}
Bert:   Ever since I was the einer kleiner Herren
        It was the cordon blau
        For which I am most caring
        And the one taste treat so sweet
        That really can't be beat
        Is what we have ya, how you are, caviar, that little black mess.
{Cosmo and Janet burst in just after Bert scoops in a mouthful of caviar}
Cosmo:  Hey!  Viola!
{Bert and nation are blown away in amazement}
Janet:  Well first you go rip rip rip
        Then you go snip snip snip
        Then you whip in a zip zip zip
        Split it up to the hip hip hip
        {Janet gets up on the table and starts dancing and breaking things}
        Then as you strip strip strip
        You quiver, shiver for that soft caress
        As you slip slip slip
        Into that little black dress.
        That minimal (minimal) criminal (criminal) siniful
        Little black dress
Nation: Lets face it Mac that basic black is coming back
Bert:   Lets face it Mac that basic black is coming back
B&N:    Lets face it Mac that basic black is coming back
Janet:  That minimal (minimal) criminal (criminal) siniful
        Little black dress