Emily:  Like a virgin, with an urgin, in a surgery
        I'll be swinging, I'll be bringing out the nurse in me.

Harry:  The art will start when I play my part
        As a healer who will steal your heart

H&E:    Oh look what I did to my ID.
        Oh look what I did to my ID.

Cosmo:  With neurosis in perfusion

Nation: And psychosis in your soul

Cosmo:  Eliminate confusion

C&N:    And hide inside a brand new role!

Macy:   Like a good time girl I'm gonna try some new tricks

Ralph:  This could be the start of a whole new career

Macy:   Got a deep plumb lipstick and some therapeutics

Ralph:  This could take us to a town that's nowhere near here.

Anslng: Got some heartfelt symptoms and I'm feeling sneaky

Ricky:  Young male intern tall and handsome

Anslng: Got my hems so high they'll think I'm being cheeky.

Ricky:  Legs like mine were really made for dancing

All:    Oh oh oh!  Hey hey hey!

C&N:    When heavens in the music
        Hell is in control.
        The angel's got the voices
        But the Devil's got rock and roll!

All:    We may look we're phony medics
        But we took our look from a book by Frederick's

        Oh look what I did to my ID - ID!.
        Look what I did to my ID.