Neely:  You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
        And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton.
Harry:  You'll find a rambling rose {clips bush with scissors}
        And a picket fence.
Emily:  Tenderness, and innocence {turns knob on machine}
        In Denton {bites the thread}
Cop:    You'll find conference rooms
        And a children's playground.{locks jail cell door}
        Denton is a real okay town {makes okay sign, walks to the T}
        Civic pride and civic duty.
        And Denton girls are {wolf whistles} full of beauty.
{Cheerleaders run forwards and dance their cheer}
Chrldrs:        You may call us the goodie goodie two shoes
        Were here to cheer you with the good news
        That D - E - N - T - O - N gets T - E - N
        That's ten out of ten!
{Ralph has a phone receiver in his left hand and on his right shoulder}
Ralph:  If you're looking for a life of leisure {points to audience}
Macy:   Your gonna get a whole lot to please ya
Ralph:  Again and again
Macy:   And again and again
Both:   And again! {Ralph and Macy shrug}
Aud:    Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
        You're where the heart is you're okay!
        Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
        You're the home of youth.
        You're America's truth.
        You're Denton Denton USA!
Emily:  This is the Mecca of America
Harry:  The Bethlehem of the west
Emily:  This is the birthplace of the virtuous.
Harry:  The home of {clips bush with scissors}  happiness
Macy:   Leisure wise, we're sure you will adapt.
Ralph:  {To left phone}  Enjoy your stay.
        {To right phone}  Have a happy holiday.
Chrldrs:        And we'll all put Denton Denton on the map.
Aud:    Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
        You're where the heart is you're okay!
        Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
        You're the home of youth.
        You're America's truth.
        You're Denton Denton USA!
{Audience rises}
        Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
        You're where the heart is you're okay!
        Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
        You're {Brad messes up his clap}  the acceptable face,
        {Camera goes through the faces of people in the set}
        Of the human race.
        You're Denton Denton USA!