MAncr:  It looks like Brad and Janet are heavily amazed today.  Here's
        some more prizes to amaze, here on Marriage Maze.

Brad:   Dear blender,
        (You won't blend into the background with this in your home)
        Oh won't you help a first offender.
        Oh, toaster.
        (Pop up in the popularity ratings)
        Don't you put the burn on me.
        (Look at this!)
        Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later.
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

        (Living on the knife edge)
        Dear knife drawer
        (Stay sharp with this keen knife enhancer)
        Now won't you help me to face life more
        Oh, trashcan
        (You can't can what the trashcan can)
        Don't you put the dirt on me.
        Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later.
        (No toil no trouble)
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

Janet:  Everything used to be okay,
        But I've been had.
        And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way.
        (Try a prize computer wise)
        Micro digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

        {Bert walks across the set}

        Shower curtain
        (Wash those blues away)
        Oh won't you help me to be certain.
        Oh toothpaste,
        (Arm yourself with - teeth)
        Don't you put the squeeze on me.
        Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.