Harry:

   Bbm                Cm             Eb               Bb
A man should call the toss, wear the pants and be the boss!
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A man should be the drake for his own damn sake!
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And men should be the misters, and the masters of their sisters!
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A man should be the reason for a heart to break!

Mrnes:

       G                       F                  D
So, be moral.  Don't quarrel.  Fair and square is best.

Women:

       G
Let me alert you that virtue won't hurt you or desert you.

Men:

   G        F            D
If you wear hair on your chest.

Aud:

   D         E        F          G
So always remember to follow the rules.

Mrnes:

D
Box clever.

Men:

D
Jock's never.

Harry:

                     N.C                       Bbm Cm  Bbm Cm
(takes off golf hat) Hock another jock's tools!

   Bbm             Cm             Eb              Bb
A man should wax a car, and fix a fuse and tend a bar!
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A man should like his brow to be wet with sweat!
           Bbm            Cm           Eb             Bb
And should know the right occasions to indulge in tax evasions!
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A man should know the settings that his spark plugs get!
Bbm         Cm              Ebm       D7
Faggots are maggots!  Thank God I'm a man.