Cosmo:

          D          C          D        C                 D         C        D
I'm not a locum with motives to suture myself, I've been a cynic for too many years.
        D          C                 D             C                C
playing doctor and nurse it can't be good for your health I've seen clinics,
           C               D
with those gimmicks in Tangiers.

Nation:

           D        C          D          C           D            C
But if you open you heart to a smooth operator, He'll take you for all that
       D          D          C             D           C             C
you've got, he'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later.  It'll shake ya the way he
      C          D
takes off like a shot.


Cosmo:
                        Cb                               D                        E
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment,  yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
                        Cb                     C                          D
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment so look out mister, don't you blow
             C           D              C    D
your last resistor for a vista that'll mystify ya!


Anslng:

       D          C              D          C                    D        C          D
You're blinded by romance you're blinded by science.  You're condition is critically grave.
    D            C          D          C         D                            C
But don't expect mercy from such an alliance. Suspicion of traditions so new wave.


Cosmo:

                       Cb                              D                        E
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
                       Cb                       C                          D
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment, so look out mister, don't you blow
             C             D             C    D       E      F      G
your last resistor.  For a vista that'll certify ya!  Fy ya, fy ya, fy ya!