Cosmo:

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Ever since I was a little boy dressing up has always been my greatest joy.
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But when it's time to be discreet there's one thing you just can't beat
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and thats a strapless backless classical little black dress.
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First you go rip, rip, rip, then you go snip, snip, snip, then you whip in a zip,
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zip, zip and slit it up to the hip, hip, hip and as you strip, strip, strip, you shiver,
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quiver, for that soft caress as you slip, slip, slip into that little black dress.

Nation:

Ah, Hoopla

Bert:

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Ever since I was the eina kleiner Herren it was the cordon bleu for which I am
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most caring.
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And the one taste treat so sweet that really can't be beat is what we have ya
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how you are caviar, that little black mess.

Cosmo:

Hey! Viola!

Janet:


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Well first you go rip, rip, rip, then you go snip, snip, snip, then you whip in a
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zip, zip, zip.  Split it up to the hip, hip, hip, then as you strip, strip, strip, you quiver, shiver
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for that soft caress as you slip, slip, slip into that little black dress.  That minimal (minimal)
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criminal (criminal) siniful, little black dress.

Nation:

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Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back.

Bert:

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Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back.

Both:

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Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back.

Janet:

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That minimal ( minimal ) criminal ( criminal ) siniful Little Black Dress.