Neely:

C                             F
You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
    C                 F                 Cb
And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton.

Harry:

C                                 F
You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence.

Emily:

C               F               C6
Tenderness, and innocence  - in Denton.

Cop:
            F
You'll find conference rooms and a children's playground. (locks jail cell door
C
Denton is a real okay town. (makes okay sign, walks to the T)
F                              G                                        C
Civic pride and civic duty and Denton girls are (wolf whisltes) full of beauty.

Chrldrs:

G
You may call us the goodie goodie two shoes

we're here to cheer you with the good news that D-E-N-T-O-N  gets T-E-N

Thats ten out of ten!

Ralph:

G
If you're looking for a life of leisure (points to audience).

Macy:

       F
You're gonna get a whole lot to please ya.

Ralph:

C
Again and again

Macy:

D
And again and again

Both:

G
And again! (Ralph and Macy shrug)

Aud:

C                          F
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
        C                        G       C                        F
You're where the heart is you're okay!   Denton, Denton, I'd just like to
                C                                                                 F
mention, You're the home of youth. You're America's truth. You're Denton, Denton, USA!

Emily:

Bb
This is the Mecca of America.

Harry:

F
The Bethlehem of the west.

Emily:

Bb
This is the birthplace of the virtuous.

Harry:

F
The home of (clips bush with scissors) happiness.

Macy:

C                   F
Leisure wise, we're sure you will adapt.

Ralph:
                C                                          F
(To left phone) Enjoy your stay. (To right phone) Have a happy holiday.

Chrldrs:

          G                            C
And we'll all put Denton, Denton on the map.

Aud:

C                          F
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
       C                         G
You're where the heart is you're okay!
C                        F
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
       C
You're the home of youth.

You're America's truth.
                      F
You're Denton, Denton USA!

C#                         F#            C#                               G#
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension you're where the heart is you're okay!
C#                       F#
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention. You're (Brad , messes up his clap)
C#
The acceptable face, of the human race.
                      F#   C#
You're Denton, Denton USA!