Brad:

Bb6  Eb                       Ab           Bb
Dear blender     oh won't you help a first offender
Bb6 Eb                Ab              Bb
Oh, toaster don't you put the burn on me.
Bb      Ab                                Eb
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later?
Ab                        Bb                        Eb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

Bb6  Eb                          Ab              Bb
Dear knife drawer, now won't you help me to face life more
Bb6 Eb                   Ab              Bb
Oh, trash can, don't you put the dirt on me.
Bb        Ab                                Eb
Oh, perculator, why are we always sooner or later?
Ab                        Bb                        Eb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

Janet:

Fm                    Gm        Ab                 Fm
Everything used to be okay, but I've been had, and Brad,
                   Gm     Abm   Bb
I'm glad to say is on his way.
Bb             Ab                                 Eb
Micro digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later?
Ab                        Bb                        Eb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

Bb6    Eb                    Ab            Bb
Shower curtain, oh won't you help me to be certain.
Bb6 Eb                    Ab                 Eb
Oh, toothpaste, don't you put the squeeze on me.
Bb    Ab                                 Eb
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later?
Ab                        Bb                        Eb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.


Reprise

Janet:

Bb          Ab                                 Eb
Tell me spectator, why are we always sooner or later?
Ab                        Bb                        Eb   Bb6 Eb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.